We’ve been over this before, haven’t we? I see that nothing came of this since, unlike last time, no admin has bothered to tell me some other idiot made a “I’m bad at video games so everyone who kills me is hacking” post.
To make this easier on both of us, please,
please, I tell you, listen to me: You are bad at TF2.
I remember that day clearly: You get headshot as a revved up heavy (moonbase, first point, I hit you with a classic noscope), then rage at me in the chat. You sit there, unawares, unable to accept that a player with any semblance of skill could easily point-and-click your head moving at that speed—again, and again, and again. They could do it in their sleep.
Secondly, as a consequence of your skill level, you have no gauge for what skilled gameplay actually is.
Because all of your time is spent on Hyperion, you have no way of even understanding what good aim and gamesense are. I implore you, watch streams of good TF2 snipers. Look at how they move and aim. Notice the difference in skill between a professional player pubbing and someone like myself (who is worse, else I would be a professional, wouldn’t I). You will, in time, come to understand.
Here are some good places to start. These people generally stream their pub sessions.
https://www.twitch.tv/spaceghostscoffee_https://www.twitch.tv/mrdeldongohttps://www.twitch.tv/bonquiiquiiDon’t take this the wrong way—I genuinely wish for your erudition, and I wish for you to stop embarrassing yourself.
For the sake of the admins, so that they don’t have to deal with fools like you, I’ll take the initiative here and start streaming again. You will find on said stream a webcam, aimed directly at my supple hands as they do their thing, gracefully dispensing with players of questionable skill (like yourself, need you any further reminding).
But first, monsieur, I need you to do something for me.
Below you will find a steam group I just created (and its rather felicitous title). I’ll need you to join this group. Invite your friends, family, fellows with similar mental ailments, any and all who wholeheartedly believe that the man, the myth, the mythril, actually hacks.
https://steamcommunity.com/groups/peoplewhothinkmythrilhacksI will be sending out stream notifications from this group.
This is a good thing, is it not? May it assuage your fears and feeble ego all in one go! Plus, you’ll be able to schizophrenically scour and analyze hours worth of stream footage in the vain hope of finding
anything which could be in any way misconstrued as foul play on my part.
I wish you Godspeed, dear pubber.
Sincerely;
and with all due respect,
Mythril
https://www.twitch.tv/mythril_