Hello,
I'm a robot who thinks he's a real man.
I play on various servers, but HG servers have a special place for me.

Here is a personal secret about me... when it rains, I like to strip down nude and ring people's doorbells and ask them if they have any spare change so I can buy some boxers.  If they say no, I ask politely for a glass of water and introduce myself as their child's bf/gf or their spouses "other" lover.

I learned at a very early age that gold fish turn their belly up to pizza sauce.  I guess they just don't like it.  We usually have to flush them when this happens.

Either way, frag ya in game.