United States border
Here's how the story looks so far:
We were playing TF2 when all of a sudden Missa got drunk and owned everyone!!! Suddenly, a bird pecked Ataris' head and Cirno said LET'S DO THIS! Bow chicka wow wow. Torankusu was moving gear up Stab stab stab. ATARIS YELLED CMON and sentry guns blew him apart. then suddenly someone removed their pants and blinded me with their SCIENCE! I tried to own everyone with your admin powers but I forgot to unleash the Kraken! So instead I just used my magic wand and pixie dust to order out the Canadian Mounties to advance to a Tim Horton's for a doughnut and to get a pair of fattening crispy doughnuts shaped like a baby carrot. because Canada is to the North of the magnificent United States border
I'll keep updating the OP with the story as it goes.